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~A Humourous Story That's Actually Real~
I'm obsessed with British people. And, since I have a VERY good, amazingly fudgefully SPECTACULAR, cupcakingly good British accent, me and my friend Breeanna use British accents all the time.
One day, I decided I was Adele's cousin. And she was taking me to court, because I am stalking her.
And there, it all started.
The next day, Banana, (for that is her nickname) in her very BAD British accent, (Sorry, dude..) asked how court went. So I said, in my very fudgefully AWESOME British accent, (BURNAGE!! Sorry again, dude..) "Actually, I tackled her. So she has a restraining order against me."
So now we keep talking in British accents.
And that, my friends, is why my throat hurts.