Characters: Fleur, Marie, Chantal, Ms. Rutabega
Setting: The Herbology Greenhouse
Ms. Rutabega: Bonjour! Who knows what a derdu plant is?
Chantal: (raises hand)
Ms. Rutabega: Yes, Chantal?
Chantal: A derdu plant (scientific name: derdugutiodeus tutteralopicliex) is a poisonous purple bush plant that has pink flowers with yellow middles that only appear in the spring and summer.
Ms. Rutabega: Correct. Today we will be potting derdu plants.
(everybody gets a pot, a pair of gloves, and a derdu plant)
Fleur: (puts derdu plant in pot) Need help, Marie?
Marie: (strained, both hands on her derdu plant) Yes.
Fleur: (pots Marie's derdu plant)
Ms. Rutabega: Your homework is to write a parchment on how to tell female derdu plants from male derdu plants.