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 Bad jokes!
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Joined: Sat Mar 23, 2013 1:23 am
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Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:46 pm
I am in search for lame jokes so if you got one send it in!



 Re: Bad jokes!
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Joined: Sat Mar 23, 2013 1:23 am
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Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:09 am
Why did the lamb think the joke was not funny? He thought it was a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad joke!



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Joined: Sun Apr 07, 2013 8:16 pm
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Sun Apr 07, 2013 8:44 pm
why did the turtle cross the road? to get to the shell station



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Joined: Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:02 pm
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Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:12 pm
Why did the orange and apple feel lonely? The Banana split!



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Joined: Tue May 28, 2013 2:00 pm
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Sun Jun 02, 2013 4:17 pm
KNOCK,KNOCK WHO'S THERE KLAUS KLAUS WHO? KLAUS THE WINDOW



 Re: Bad jokes!
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Joined: Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:39 pm
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Sat Jul 06, 2013 8:32 pm
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they`d be a bagel!LOL



 Re: Bad jokes!
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Joined: Thu Sep 20, 2012 7:33 pm
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Mon Jul 29, 2013 7:18 pm
if mr.green lived in the green house and mr.blue lived in the blue house who lived in the white house?.... the president!!!! I got this joke from a friend, when I first heard it I was ROFLing!!!!



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Joined: Tue Aug 13, 2013 11:13 pm
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Tue Aug 13, 2013 11:17 pm
i saw some really bad jokes



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Joined: Sat Aug 17, 2013 3:38 am
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Mon Aug 19, 2013 4:57 am
Q:Why did the chicken cross the street full of traffic? A:Because they have small heads!(I'm sure they all do).



 Re: Bad jokes!
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Joined: Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:19 pm
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Thu Nov 07, 2013 5:23 pm
i got one. what did the candle say to the flame on valentine's day? she said, 'your love melts me.'



 did u know
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Joined: Tue Apr 08, 2014 6:08 pm
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:16 pm
Q: why do i like pie? A: BECAUSE I LIKE PIE!



 Re: Bad jokes!
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Joined: Mon May 05, 2014 1:43 pm
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Mon May 05, 2014 1:50 pm
why did the dinosaur cross the road it was the chickens day off



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Joined: Sun Oct 13, 2013 12:15 am
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Fri May 09, 2014 11:39 pm
Q. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?

A. "Stop going in circles and get to the point!"



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Joined: Fri Apr 25, 2014 4:32 pm
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Mon May 12, 2014 8:54 pm
knock knock whos there me me who me is here



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Joined: Fri May 09, 2014 2:54 pm
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Wed May 28, 2014 2:17 am

Q: how do you make a tissue dance?

A: you put a little boggie in it!no




 Re: Bad jokes!
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Joined: Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:18 pm
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Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:52 pm

i don't know what type of jokes u call bad jokes  so thats why i will tell u jokes  that r bad jokes to me

here is a really obvious bad joke where did the duck go when he got hurt? the duckter. then people all say boooo andno with their tumbs so I  say i know i know i dont like the joke either.  ok now here is a good joke why is a bad joke like a broken pencil? they dont have any point




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Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2014 12:25 am
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Sat Jun 21, 2014 12:49 am

@bluewitch43

Very funny!cheeky I was having a bad day and you cheered me up, so thank you!heart




 Re: Bad jokes!
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Joined: Thu Jun 05, 2014 5:00 pm
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Sun Jul 13, 2014 12:59 am

person: KNOCK KNOCK

PERSON: WHOS THERE

PERSON: BOO

PERSON: BOO WHO

PERSON: STOP CRYING




 Re: Bad jokes!
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Joined: Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:55 pm
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Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:00 pm

what did the rug say to the foor.

dont move i have you covered.




 Re: Bad jokes!
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Joined: Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:55 pm
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Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:05 pm

what do you call a police officer with lots of freinds?

cop-ular.




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Joined: Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:55 pm
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Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:08 pm

what do you call cows with no legs

ground beef




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Joined: Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:55 pm
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Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:11 pm

what kind of baked goods do cops make?

cop-cakes!!!!!!

coment if you like this joke.

friend me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




 Re: Bad jokes!
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Joined: Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:55 pm
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Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:15 pm

what did one tree say to the other.

leaf me alone




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Joined: Mon Feb 17, 2014 4:41 pm
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Thu Oct 09, 2014 3:29 pm

I got one!

What did the snail say when he caught a ride on a turtle's shell?

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

P.s turtles r my fave animal




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Joined: Wed Oct 22, 2014 2:18 am
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Wed Oct 22, 2014 2:15 pm

Lame Joke:

 

Police: Where do you live?

Me: With my parents

Police:Where do yur parents live?

Me: With me

Police: Where do you all live?

Me: Together

Police: Where is your house?

Me: Next to my neghbor's house

Police: Where is your neighbor's house?

Me: You won't belive me I tell you.

Police: Tell me!

Me: Next to my house.

P.S: It was't eally me and it took me long time to type it up because I couldn't paste it

 

 
 
 



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Joined: Wed Nov 12, 2014 3:31 pm
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Wed Nov 12, 2014 3:42 pm

winkok so well my friend said a really bad joke and i looked it up and i ended up beeing a  really good onesurprise




 Re: Bad jokes!
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Joined: Sun Nov 30, 2014 4:22 am
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Sun Nov 30, 2014 3:45 pm

They say dont drink and drive 

Well I was riding my scooter and drinking apple juice fell pretty bad now !!cheekyenlightened




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Joined: Mon Jun 20, 2016 10:16 am
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Mon Jun 20, 2016 10:31 am

Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: Because is saw the salad dressing

 




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Joined: Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:06 pm
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Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:36 pm

got one!

man:can you spell pepper?

other man: .............

man:well?

other man: .............

man:can you spell it!!!!!!!?????

other man: i...t....

 

 

dont ferget to friend me plzzzzzzz!!!!!




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Joined: Sat Sep 10, 2016 10:33 pm
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Sat Sep 10, 2016 10:43 pm

How did the person feel when he lost his left arm? He felt all "right".




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Joined: Thu Oct 06, 2016 6:38 pm
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Fri Oct 07, 2016 2:28 pm

have u seen the most terrible monster? Have u looked in the mirror lately




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