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Joined: Fri Nov 22, 2013 7:43 pm
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 5:43 pm
Alright, Doctor Who time... So, Your in the Tardis and the doctor asks you, "Did you remember you're sonic screwdriver?" And you say no, So he says, "How can we fix the Tardis now?"



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Joined: Tue Apr 08, 2014 5:33 pm
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 5:48 pm
Q:Why did the chicken cross the road... A:because he wanted to get fried by KFC and eat him self up..........



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Joined: Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:18 pm
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:06 pm
Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team? A: Because she kept running away from the ball.



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Joined: Wed Apr 23, 2014 6:38 pm
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:21 pm
Q:why did cinderella get kicked off the basketball team A: because she kept running away from the ball :(



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Joined: Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:16 pm
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:27 pm
I know this is a bad joke but Q:What did the sheep say to the cow A:I'm in a baaaaaaaaaaaad mmmmmooooooooooooooood



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Joined: Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:16 pm
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:29 pm
Knock knock Who is there blake blake who blake a leg



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Joined: Wed Apr 23, 2014 6:38 pm
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:29 pm
Q: why did the ghost take martial arts A: he has so much spirit



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Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:32 pm
roses are red vilots are blue i am dead and so are you



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Joined: Fri Apr 25, 2014 4:32 pm
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Mon May 12, 2014 8:57 pm
why did the cow cross the road?he wanted some beef



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Joined: Fri May 09, 2014 2:54 pm
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Sun May 25, 2014 2:55 am

what do you call a polar bear w/ ear muffs?

anything you what he will not hear youcheeky




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Joined: Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:25 pm
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 6:00 pm

Q: What goes up but never goes down?

A:you age




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Joined: Mon May 09, 2016 4:23 pm
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Thu May 19, 2016 1:08 am

There is a one-floored house. The outside is pink. The inside is pink. The walls are pink. The chairs are pink. The table and chairs are pink. So what's the color of the stairs?

Nothing! It was a one-floored house!

 

A little girl went to the pet store. She wanted to buy a cat. "How much are they?" she asked. "$60 apiece," the store clerk responded. "Well, how much is a whole one?" she said.

 

What is a cow's favorite place to go on a date? And what's their favorite drink to buy when there?

They buy a sMOOthie at the MOOvies!




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