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 jokes and riddles wanted
rookie_visitor

Joined: Thu Jul 21, 2011 2:18 am
Posts: 100
Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:36 am

hey my fellow comedians and laughers i want to challenge all of you to put down a joke or a riddle i know some of you dont know any jokes that you think are good well put them down anyway even if everybody has heard them and tired of hearing them put it down and for riddles even if there not hard and super easy put them down anyway i want to see everyone put one down i know everybody at least one and if you read one that makes you go running to the bathroom tell us.

                                                                                                               from the laugher

                                                                                                               TACHI   




 Re: jokes and riddles wanted
rookie_visitor

Joined: Thu Jul 21, 2011 2:18 am
Posts: 100
Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:25 pm

even if it isnt the best joke ever




 Re: jokes and riddles wanted
new

Joined: Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:58 pm
Posts: 179
Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:11 am

why did the chicken cross the playground? to get to the other slide!




 Re: jokes and riddles wanted
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Joined: Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:10 pm
Posts: 7
Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:43 pm
Q:if mr. blue lives in a blue house and mr. green lives in a green house who lives in the white house? A: the presidant



 Re: jokes and riddles wanted
new

Joined: Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:43 pm
Posts: 15
Tue May 01, 2012 10:13 pm
Ok I know a good one!!!!here it goes. There are two frogs sitting on a log. One decides to jump off. How many are sitting on the log?(answer below) Two because he DECIDED to jumpoff, it didn't say he did jump off! Ok I have another one. This post will be really long due to empty space! You're driving a bus.23 kids get on.3 get off. 45 get on.12 get off.99 get on and 45 get back off. What color are the bus driver's eyes?(answerbelow) Whatever color eyes you have, thats the color of the bus driver's eyes. Remember, YOU'RE driving the bus! LOL!!!!!! I got you good!!!!!



 Re: jokes and riddles wanted
new

Joined: Thu May 24, 2012 4:56 am
Posts: 3
Wed May 30, 2012 3:56 am
THERE IS 100 COPYCATS IN A TREE 1 DECIDES TO JUMP OFF.HOW MANY ARE LEFT IN TE TREE. 0 BECAUSE THEY COPIED THE COPYCAT WHO DECIDED TO JUMP OFF.



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Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2012 5:19 pm
Posts: 3
Sat Jun 30, 2012 10:44 am
Q : Why do skeletons not cross the road ???? A : Because they do not have the guts to do that .



 Re: jokes and riddles wanted read and reply
new

Joined: Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:36 pm
Posts: 2
Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:39 pm
u say u want jokes and riddles? well i hav a few. but im gonna tell u them later. so i just wanted to say i hav some and wondering if i could put them all together! bye!



 Re: jokes and riddles wanted
frequent_vsitor

Joined: Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:19 pm
Posts: 452
Tue Jul 17, 2012 3:21 pm
I've never actually done this joke, but have seen it done and it was really funny! (They didn't actually hurt the person) This is all one joke. Joker:Knock. Knock. Receiver:Who's there? Joker:Interrupting cow Reciever:Interrupting c- Joker:MOOO Joker:Knock. Knock. Receiver:Who's there? Joker:Interrupting Sloth Receiver:Interrupting Sloth who? Joker *While saying that you slowly move to poke them* Joker:Knock. Knock. Receiver:Who's there? Joker:Completely uncalled for Receiver: Completely uncalled fo- Joker:*Slaps receiver*



 Re: jokes and riddles wanted
new

Joined: Tue May 15, 2012 10:34 pm
Posts: 1
Fri Jul 20, 2012 2:01 am
Q:What do you get from a pampered cow A: Spoiled milk



 Re: jokes and riddles wanted
new

Joined: Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:51 pm
Posts: 2
Thu Jul 26, 2012 1:07 am
if 2 is guest and 3 is a cowed what is 4 and 5



 Re: jokes and riddles wanted
new

Joined: Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:16 pm
Posts: 1
Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:30 pm
Here it goes. Roses are red. Violets are blue. The sidewalks cracked and so are you!



 Re: jokes and riddles wanted
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Joined: Sat Jul 21, 2012 1:55 pm
Posts: 435
Fri Aug 10, 2012 1:42 pm
YOU want a joke?well,then,i have loads!: VIOLET(calling upstairs):wake up,Longlegs! Vicky answers her feedback by silence Violet to Mum:she died in her sleep. Mum:i give up. Violet:Wake up!mum's gone! Vicky:where? Violet:The ambulance came and put her in the back and went with her screaming! Vicky:Very funny! Violet:Longlegs! Vicky:Why don't you drop dead? Violet:Mum can't afford the coffin. Vicky:Pity,



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new

Joined: Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:31 am
Posts: 39
Fri Dec 07, 2012 4:04 am
Ok. You have ten pieces of whatever your favorite food is and your friend wants 2. haw many do you have left? That's right, you still have 10 because you don't give her any.



 Re: jokes and riddles wanted
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Joined: Thu Oct 18, 2012 1:35 am
Posts: 1
Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:45 pm
Umm i have some Christmas jokes... Where did the snowman put his money? In a snow-bank! Whats a snowmans favorite kind of cereal? Frosted flakes! Ok thanks for reading!! Have a safe christmas and a happy new year!!!!!!!!!!!! Peace out CATPURPLE753



 Re: jokes and riddles wanted
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Joined: Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:39 pm
Posts: 3
Mon Dec 24, 2012 3:47 pm
knock-knock. (who's there?) cold (cold who?) can u please let me in? i think i'm coming down with the cold!



 Re: jokes and riddles wanted
new

Joined: Thu Sep 20, 2012 7:33 pm
Posts: 48
Sun Jul 28, 2013 11:21 pm
ok so I am not the best comedian but here it goes...so a kid walks into the library and says to the librarian "may I please check out this book" so he tells the librarian the name of the book.the librarian says " I am sorry it is taken out already". and she goes back to her computer. so the kid thinks it over then says to the librarian "just so you I was going to take it home and read not take it out on a date." so then the kid walks out of the library. the librarian was so in shock she sat at her desk thinking......"what?".



 Re: jokes and riddles wanted
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Joined: Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:34 pm
Posts: 3
Fri Aug 02, 2013 1:16 am
I know a pretty good joke that some people laugh to,here it goes.A mother walks into a cave and sees that one her daughters are missing.There are four kids.Talia's brothers names are Bryan,Jeremy,and Carlos.What is the girl that is missing name? Talia because it says (Talia's brothers names are)!



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Joined: Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:15 am
Posts: 4
Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:40 pm
why is a show called when animals atack, instead of when stupid people go near dangerous animals? TRUE



 Re: jokes and riddles wanted
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Joined: Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:07 pm
Posts: 135
Tue Aug 06, 2013 2:07 pm
Mark "How do you organize a party in space?" Tim "How?" Mark "You planet."



 Re: jokes and riddles wanted
new

Joined: Tue Feb 25, 2014 7:52 pm
Posts: 4
Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:20 pm
heres one, what did the brown chicken say to the brown cow? brown chicken brown cow



 Re: jokes and riddles wanted
new

Joined: Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:18 pm
Posts: 3
Thu Apr 24, 2014 12:55 pm
Q: How do you get a tissue to dance? A: You put a little boogie in it!



 Re: jokes and riddles wanted
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Joined: Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:27 pm
Posts: 1
Thu Apr 24, 2014 1:09 pm
Q: what's a fish with out an I? A: a fsh



 Re: jokes and riddles wanted
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Joined: Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:18 pm
Posts: 3
Thu Apr 24, 2014 5:18 pm
Q: Why did the stoplight turn red? A: It saw the other light changing.



 Re: jokes and riddles wanted
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Joined: Fri Apr 04, 2014 5:25 pm
Posts: 1
Thu Apr 24, 2014 5:40 pm
Q:what do you call a witch that lives on the beach A:a sandwitch



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