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 jokes.riddles :D
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Joined: Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:21 pm
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Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:04 pm
how do you make seven an even number?

Take the S out!


what has four legs but can't walk?

A chair!


how many months have 30 days in them?

11!


What does a nosey pepper do?

Gets jalapeno business!


What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogey in it!


Why are frogs so happy?

They eat whatever bugs them


What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?

Milk and quackers!


What bow can't be tied?

A rainbow!


What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.



Sorry they're so corny ;) you can post some more if you'd like :D



 Re: jokes.riddles :D
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Joined: Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:40 pm
Posts: 53
Thu Feb 28, 2013 2:42 pm
i like your jokes riddles but i cant do some help me



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