Little Red Riding Hood walked down the path. Her mother (Not-as-Little Red Riding Hood) had instructed her to deliver a box
of candles to her grandmother's house. During her travels, Little Red thought she kept on seeing an abnormal figure flying
above her. It looked furry and made very little noise at all. "Huh, the city's airport must have began flying planes over
the woods now," she thought.
When her grandmother's house was within 50 steps, a wolf fell out of the sky and crashed through the roof! Little Red
remembered what her grandmother had always instructed her:
"If a wolf falls out of the sky and crashes through the roof of my house, wait for 5 minutes, as the zebras are disturbed
by the sound of breaking wood."
Grandma's sayings had always had a tendency to be both crazy and specific. Yet, for some reason, Little Red paid no mind to
how ridiculous her grandma's instructions were, and stayed put for the next 5 minutes. As the time passed, Little Red heard
screaming noises coming from inside the house. "Grandma must be sleeping," she mused, "because she's snoring really loud."
Then, the time came to venture inside of grandmother's house.
She walked inside and found a wolflike granny sleeping inside of the bed!
"Oh, hello dearie!", her 'grandmother' said.
"Boy, your snoring sounded funny!", Little Red exclaimed.
"I've just, um, been snoring oddly since, um, the last 20.57 minutes, dear..."
"OH NO! I GOTTA BRING YOU TO THE FOREST'S SLEEP DISORDER CENTER!!!"
And off they went.
When the twosome arrived, the doctor quickly came to the conclusion that Little Red's 'grandmother' had eaten another
"Granny!! YOU ATE ANOTHER GRANNY!!!"
The End (for now...)