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 Taking Ron to Wal-Mart
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Joined: Sat Oct 06, 2012 4:55 am
Posts: 23
Sat Jun 22, 2013 2:27 pm
Ron: * face stuck in pie* Me: Ron,what are you doing? Ron: * face still stuck in pie* Eating pie. Me: Keep doing that and your going to be sugar high at Wal-Mart. Ron: What is this walnut-mart place? Me: It's a grocery store. Ron: Where they sell walnuts? Me: No. Everything. Ron: Even pies?! Me: Yes. Ron: Goody goody gumdrops. That was random.



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Joined: Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:31 pm
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Sun Oct 27, 2013 12:01 am
* An hour later AFTER Ron washed his face* Ron: Let's get in the flying car! Me: Okee-Dokee. * 7 minutes and 32 seconds later * Ron: Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.( To random people) Me: Ron, stop it! People are going to think you have brain problems or something! Ron: I'm just trying to make a good impression on the muggles! Me: Never-mind. We're in Wal-Mart What do you want to get. Ron: Pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) ( Muggles stare at him) Me:Okaaaay. Geez. Ron: But... Where are the unicorns that poop rainbows? Me: I'm sorry, whaaaaaaaaaat? Ron: Where---Are---The---Unicorns---That---Poop---Rain---Bows. Me: There... Aren't Anyyyyy??? Ron: BBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT? Fred said there was? Me: He was pulling your leg. Ron:..............................................................



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Joined: Wed Jul 24, 2013 1:20 pm
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Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:11 pm
My favorite part was this:
Me: I'm sorry, whaaaaaaaat?
It's just so funny!

~AmusedChicken22




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Joined: Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:09 pm
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Sun Dec 01, 2013 6:39 pm
So cute you two keep writing :)



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Joined: Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:31 pm
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Thu Sep 25, 2014 1:12 am

Ok just in case people were panicking, I'm the same person cuz horsecow39 is my second account. (yea I know it's weird to have 2 accounts but yeah)

Ron:* looks around walmart and eyes light up* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH! Look at these thingrs *points at pez dispensers and rips one open*

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! Ronnie no! Now you have to pay for it!

Random cash register guy: Its okay I did the same thing when I was younger. You don't have to pay for it.

Me: But, he's 14.

Random cash register guy: *shrugs* Some kids grow up rrrrrrrrreeeeeeeaaaaaaallllllyyy slow.

Me: Yup.

Ron: *has pez candies in his mouse and chews* UUUUUUUUGHHHH! These things are gross! *spits out at water fountain*

Me: Lets get the groceries before Ron wanders over to the bacon.

Ron: They have bacon AND pie?! This place is AWESOME!

Me: I shouldn't have said that.

Ron: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH! I see it!

Me: *rolls eyes* We are gonna have A LOT of bacon.

 




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Joined: Sun May 01, 2011 7:24 am
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Wed Feb 25, 2015 1:46 pm

LOL!




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Joined: Sat Aug 09, 2014 2:32 pm
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Thu Mar 05, 2015 5:46 am

This is HILARIOUS!!!




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Joined: Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:31 am
Posts: 422
Sun May 10, 2015 4:07 am

No one has posted in a while, so I guess I'll continue this. 

 

Ron: *goes over to the bacon freezer with wide eyes* YAY BACON!

 

Me: O.O Ron, please don't....

 

Ron: *is holding a pack of bacon, and ready to open it*

 

Me: *thinking fast* BACON'S ON THE LIST ANYWAY!

 

*Muggles stare*

 

Ron: Ooh, you are getting stared at! DID YOU DO SOMETHING AWESOME LIKE BUY PIE???? OR BACON? OR BACON FLAVORED PIE???

 

Me: *face palm* Gosh.... Okay, Ron, get a pack of bacon and we'll get the next thing. 

 

*Ron is gone, and all the bacon from the bacon freezers are too*

 

Me: NOOOOOOOOO! *frantically runs through store, looking for Ron and the bacon, and finally finds Ron eating it outside*

 

Ron: *mouth full of bacon* Yum this stuff is good. 

 

Me: *off topic* Don't you know it's RAW?

 

Ron: Okay. *shrugs and eats more bacon* 

 

Me: *face palm* Anyway.... YOU JUST SHOPLIFTED BACON OUT OF WALMART!!!! GOSH DO YOU KNOW WHAT TROUBLE WE'LL BE IN!

 

Ron: *mouth still full of bacon* The weird stranger at the tall table said it was fine to eat it out here. I didn't know Walmart had take-out!!!! :D

 

Me: Oh my gosh...

 

 




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Mon May 25, 2015 4:40 am

@Catgymnastcs173: Ooh, nice continuation! :mrgreen:




 Re: Taking Ron to Wal-Mart
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Joined: Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:31 am
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Sun Jun 07, 2015 2:35 am

Second continue! :D

 

*unopened bacon has been put away, and tinhgs are normal again... until 3 mintues after*

 

Me: Okay, well, Ronnie, no more being crazy. No shoplifting bacon or anything! Now let's go get the-

 

Ron: PIE!! PLEASE SAY PIE!!! I WANT PIEEEE! *runs around wildly, flapping arms*

 

Me: *face palm* We've already gotten some pie! It's in the shopping cart!

 

Ron: Goody goody gumdrops!

 

Me: Please stop saying that! You've made me lose my mind already!

 

Ron: What is a shopping cat, by the wayyy? Is it a cat? Going shopping? At WALLLLMARTT?

 

Me: No, Ron! It's this thing. *jiggles shopping cart* It's used to put our groceries in.

 

Ron: Me don't like groceries! 

 

Me: Um... Do you know what groceries ARE?

 

Ron: Ya they are things like PIE and BACON and yummy stuff that mum brings home from Diagon Alley! 

 

Random Muggle: *walks over to us* Excuse me, in all of my years of teaching, I have never heard of this "Diagon Alley." Where is it?

 

Ron: Well-

 

Me: *thinking fast* Ah, Ronnie, we don't want to tell her anything.... about.... the name of our car! Em, yeah, he named it. It was kinda... um.. shaped like an ally... So um, yeah...

 

Ron: But, we don't have a-

 

Me: Ah, Ronnie, don't talk about our car! You know how much he doesn't like people to gossip about him!

 

Muggle: Hmm. *walks away*

 

Me: What was that, Ron?? You could've given us away! 

 

Ron: Okie!!! Where to next? *jumps up and down* And um... sowwy.

 

Me: *face palm, twice* C'mon, Ron. Let's just go get the vegetables and such. 

 

Ron: NO I WANT BACON!!! *screams* 

 

Me: Once again, bacon was on the list! And stop it, you're making people think you're weird! 

 

Ron: Okie. cool

 

Me: Just come on! *pulls on Ron's arm*

 

Ron: I don't like vegetables :D

 

Me: Augh...




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Joined: Sat Oct 06, 2012 4:55 am
Posts: 23
Tue Jul 14, 2015 10:15 pm

Hello friends! Sorry! I completely forgot I was even writing this! A big thank you to catgymnastics173 for continuing it for me!!! I actually think you are better at writing this than I am. If you want to takeover, you can. Just please let me know. cheeky




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Joined: Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:44 pm
Posts: 4
Tue Jul 21, 2015 7:57 pm

These are just like soo funny! I'll try writing one.

Ron:  Now can we PWEEESE go to the cereal aisle??

Me: why?

Ron: I WANT CEREAL!!! I WANT CEREAL!!! I WANT CEREAL!!! I WANT CEREAL!!!

*a bunch of muggles start staring at us*

Me: Ron!! STOP IT!!!!!!

Ron: I WANT CEREAL!!! I WANT CEREAL!!! I WANT CEREAL!!! I WANT CEREAL!!!I WANT          CEREAL!!! I WANT CEREAL!!! I WANT CEREAL!!! I WANT CEREAL!!!

Me: RON!!!!!!!!!! STOP ACTING LIKE A BABY!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ron: What did you say ma'am??

*I look around*

Me: I said lets go home.

Ron: But I don't want to go home!

Me: *sigh* fine

Ron: Oooooo! Look here! There are a bunch of books here!! Maybe Walnut-Mart has all of             the Hogwarts schoolbooks!

Me: Ron, seriously, have you gone out of yur mind to think that they sell 'The Standard                 book of spells Grade 2' ? And its Wal-Mart, not Walnut-Mart!

Ron: Me? Out of my mind? Impossible!!

*random muggle walks over to us*

Random Muggle: So sorry to interrupt your little conversation here, but have you seen any                                  bacon around here? I just can't seem to find any!

Ron: Bacon??? Where???Bacon??? Where???Bacon??? Where???Bacon???                             Where???Bacon??? Where???Bacon??? Where???Bacon???                  Where???.............................

Me: *ignoring Ron* Sorry about Ron-

The Same Random Muggle: ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!! DO YOU MEAN RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY FROM THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS!!!??!

Ron: WHAT!! I'M IM A BOOK!!!!!!!!!

 




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Joined: Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:31 am
Posts: 422
Mon Jul 27, 2015 4:09 am

@horsecow39- That's really nice of you, but I think we should both continue this. You were the one who inspired me to continue it after YOU started writing it. It has been quite fun continuing this, and I will do more, but you should be able to post as well. You're the original creator, not me. 

 

We can both continue this. :)

 

~Cat




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Joined: Thu Jul 30, 2015 11:06 pm
Posts: 5
Fri Jul 31, 2015 12:32 am

Ron: (going up to random muggles) HIIII! I got bacon pie. i ate it, it was GOODY GOODY GUM-

me: ron be quiet! everyone will see-

ron: ooh! lookie! Hermione!

he goes up to some random muggle girl and hugs her

Fake Hermione: Um, get away from me, i'm not, like, hermione, like, 

ron: but why aren't you hermione? i will give you bacon pie if you are-

me: ron, we're going!cool




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Joined: Thu Jul 30, 2015 11:06 pm
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Sun Aug 02, 2015 7:02 pm

Wow this is funny.

I'm going to try my own.

Me: Ron, your dad asked you to get-

Ron: I KNOW! Nail Polish. He said that we HAVE to get it becuse it's for muggles. OOH! YELLOW!

ron grabs a thing of nail polish.

Ron: Let's play catch!

he throws the bottle at the salesguy who let him have the pez thingy.

the salesguy does not catch it and it lands on the customer he's working with.

Ron squeezes his eyes shut. 

Me: Ron! we're going to the spark plug aisle!

Ron: But the man behind the tall counter that the other man was stealing money from turned yellow!

Me: RON!




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Sun Aug 09, 2015 8:57 pm

Third continueeee!

 

Ron: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahhhhhhh.

 

Me: Ron, why do you keep saying "Yeah"? -.-

 

Ron: Yeah. 

 

Me: Why????? You just randomly start saying yeah....

 

Ron: Yeah. (8

 

Me: Seriously stop it!!!!! *face palm face palm face palm*

 

Ron: Okie. I'm Ronnie, yeah I'm Ronnie, yeah I'm ronnie, yeah I'm Ronnie

 

Me: What the heck! Oh my gosh why Ron D:

 

Ron: Okie where to next 8D

 

Me: Finally!!!!! We're going to get vegetables. 

 

Ron: I HATE- 

 

Me: THEY TASTE LIKE BACON! *says quickly*

 

Ron: Okie. 8D

 

Me: Let's go. -.-

 

*Ron and I walk to the vegetables and get them in a span of 20 minutes*

 

Ron: Why'd that take so long D: AND THESE DO NOT LOOK ANYTHING LIKE BACON! *pokes vegetables*

 

Me: It took so long because you're being.... um... interesting. :3

 

Ron: Um okie. I want chips. 

 

Me: We already got potato chips! D8

 

Ron: Okie. I want cereal. 

 

Me: We already got cereal....

 

Ron: Okie. I want.... 

Ice cream

Cookies

Cake

Cheez-its

Ritz 

Jello

Pudding

Graham crackers

Smores

Chocolate

Mashmellows

Frosting

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.........

 

ERROR: This fan fiction is experiencing some minor difficulties at the moment due to Ron blowing up the post with junk food.




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Joined: Thu Nov 05, 2015 10:19 pm
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Sun Nov 22, 2015 12:40 am

Me: Now let's go home!!

Ron: *Takes out wand*

Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!!!

Ron: Well I thought that it was time that a little magic came in handy so...

Me: Are you kidding me? You're going to get us expelled!!

Ron: A little magic won't matter that much 

Me: Any way, JUST PUT AWAY THE WAND???!!!!!

Ron: Can I pleeeeeeeeease just explore this Walnut-mart

Me: How many times do I have to tell you??? It's Wal-mart not Walnut-mart!!!!

Ron: Whatever. Can I just have a good look around??




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Joined: Sat Nov 21, 2015 8:19 pm
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Sat Jan 23, 2016 4:30 pm

Ahh, I can't stop laughing! :D I would continue this, but I'm not very good at it... ;) 
Someone please contiue! :D




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Joined: Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:31 am
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Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:53 pm

Ah, after so long, I'm finally back! cheeky

 

Me: Ron we've got to get going soon, we've been here for hours...

 

Ron: NO! *screams*

 

*muggles stare*

 

Me: Ron stop doing this to meeee >8I

 

Ron: NU. C:

 

Me: *facepalm* Okay Ron, what do you want me to get now?

 

Ron: Nothing we has all the foods!!! *points to cart he just filled with everything in the store*
 

ME: GOSH RON 

 

Ron: 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D

 

Me: .-.   -.-   .............

 

Ron: LES GO PARTY LES GO! 8D *makes mouth huge with Engorgio charm and eats all the food in the cart* *dances around with food in mouth*

 

Me: *facepalms so hard breaks bones in forehead*

 

*muggles stare harder and take pictures and upload them to social media* 

 

Me: *embarassed* *runs to bathroom*

 

Ron: WAAAAAAAIIIIIIIITTTTTT FORRRRRRRR MEEEEEEEEEE! 8D *runs after me*

 

Me: *breathes hard and hides in the corner of a stall in the girls' bathroom* Don't come after me Ronnie, I will murder you....

 

Ron: HAI CAT COMEEE OUTTT ARE YOUUUU INN THEREEE? *goes into the bathroom*

 

Me: RONNIE NO! angry

 

To be continued.... wink

 

 




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Fri Jun 10, 2016 1:50 am

LOL!




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Sat Jun 18, 2016 10:37 pm

Keep writing now! So funny!

I'm good at writing but I am afraid I will mess up!




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Joined: Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am
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Fri May 12, 2017 2:57 pm

Hey everybody! I need to know how to write a blog or short story... without having to post it as a comment on someone's post. LOL.      

 

          PLEASE GIVE ME ADVICE!!!!yes

 




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