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 Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:26 am
Posts: 36
Fri May 21, 2010 10:40 pm
Lets annoy Voldemort! Annoy him to death!
I have a fantastic idea that will annoy him for real: Say "What a cute face" and pinch Voldemort's face.
 
Chimchar87:smileyvery-happy:
 



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:33 pm
Posts: 3344
Tue May 25, 2010 2:35 pm
Go up to him and say: "You know, you really should have been more careful about trying to transfigure yourself into a snake. You're just lucky you didn't get stuck looking COMPLETELY like one."




 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:15 pm
Posts: 6845
Tue May 25, 2010 6:06 pm
LOL! :-D
 
 
 
 
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-?kreacher
currently reading: The Two Towers



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Sat May 08, 2010 8:52 pm
Posts: 36
Wed May 26, 2010 10:43 pm
Totally... Call him Voldy-poo, and say he reminds you of your great aunt and her chocolate chip cookies!!!

Yeah no need for Harry Potter, we can kill little lord Voldy-poo to death all by ourselves LOL



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:27 pm
Posts: 1093
Sat May 29, 2010 8:36 am
1.While he's sleeping, draw glasses, a lightning bolt scar, and dark hair on him with a permanent sharpie
2.Walk around dressed as Harry Potter
3.Make him go to Defense Against the Dark Arts
4.Suggest to change the Dark Mark into a cute, fluffy bunny
5.Tell him to think happy thoughts




 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:25 pm
Posts: 1059
Mon May 31, 2010 8:57 am
You could tell him he needs a nose job.

-Hermione



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Thu May 06, 2010 5:34 pm
Posts: 354
Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:49 am
 I've got one!! Tape a picture of Harry to a tree and tell him that Harry Potter is behind him. I wonder what he'd do if he though that was Harry Potter.:smileyvery-happy:



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who

Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:49 pm
Posts: 19
Thu Jun 10, 2010 4:52 pm
That's the best idea ever! I love it. The only problem is... where do we find him?



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:18 am
Posts: 4398
Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:35 pm
Make fun of his patronus, which will be a little, cute bunny!Insert Smilies



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:26 am
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Fri Jun 18, 2010 9:38 am
Nice one, harrypottersummer, but I'll tape it on Voldemort if I were you. 1 more, call him "Vol the clown":smileyvery-happy:



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who

Joined: Tue May 04, 2010 5:52 pm
Posts: 5
Fri Jun 18, 2010 5:33 pm
try calling friends and telling them to dress up as harry potter and going to you-know-who:robotvery-happy:



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who

Joined: Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:41 am
Posts: 2
Sat Jun 19, 2010 1:14 am
Go in front of Voldemort and say " You're stinky and you're ugly and you smell like poop." Then make a quick getaway. If he follows you, then disapparate. If he tries to curse you, then disapparate before the curse gets you:smileyvery-happy:

Pichu56:smileyvery-happy:



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Sat May 15, 2010 1:05 pm
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Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:18 am
Tee Hee Hee that's so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, I know! We could-sorry, i just forgot what i was going to say; it'll come back to me soon enough.



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:09 am
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Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:02 am
You know, there are 50 ways to annoy old Voldie on the General Discusions board. But I'm gonna submit some other ways.
 
1. Transfigure his wand into a poster of Harry Potter.
2. Imperius the Death Eaters into peace activists.
3. Serve him Nagini soup.
4. Make him join the HP boards.
5. Put pictures of Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Hermione and all the others evrywhere.
5. Snap his wand into five pieces and hide them all over the world.
 
Mwahahahahahahahahahaha! Annoy Voldie till his death!
 
From the daughter of Hades



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:32 pm
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Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:40 pm
You could start yelling in his ear.



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Thu May 20, 2010 8:24 pm
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Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:14 pm
Hahahahahhahahahhahahhah! *hysterical laughing*  That is so funny!  Though it would probably make him angry more than annoy him. :smileyvery-happy:



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:49 pm
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Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:11 pm
Hm... This is what I would do.

1. Transfigure Nagini in to a unicorn.
2. Make Voldermort wear makeup.
3. Call him Vodlymorty.
4. Turn Death Eaters in to Muggles.
5. Turn his wand in to a chocolate bar.
6. Turn his fruniture in to cute, fluffy bunnies.
7. Turn his robe in to a pink teddy-bear print robe.



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:16 pm
Posts: 201
Wed Jul 28, 2010 3:37 pm
Hilarious! Here are some I saw in a video:
- Ask him when was the last time he took a bath?
- Call him "The-man-who-let-the-boy-live
- Tease him about his middle name, " Marvolo? What's that, a washing detergent?"
- Draw Harry Potter glasses on him while he's sleeping
- Give him a stress ball
- Paint all the Death Eater masks with bright colors and glitter
- Throw him a "Care-Bears" themed birthday party
- Tell him that you know a great therapist in London....
- Cuddle him at random moments
- Take him shopping
 
Last but not least.....
- Be Harry Potter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    :smileyvery-happy::smileytongue:



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:15 pm
Posts: 461
Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:32 am
Tell him his wand look like a bird then tell him he`s stupid. I have more though..

1) Tell him he needs a wig.

2) Tell him were a great therapist is!

3) Go into his house, put up a poster saying YOU STINK!!!!!, Then put on an invisibility cloak and wait till he gets back Then write on the poster again saying You smell like garbage.

4) While he`s sleeping draw on his face with permanent marker!

5) Tell him he needs a nose job.

ENJOY!!

P.S.
     MOO!!!!



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:26 am
Posts: 36
Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:25 am
This tread is getting hot! Just thinking of what everyone posts makes me laugh my head off.
 
Maybe you can... say he should be in Ravenclaw because of his knowledge of Horcruxes and Slytherin. Also because he is curious about the founders of Hogwarts stuff. 



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Wed Jan 11, 2012 7:54 pm
Posts: 3759
Thu Nov 08, 2012 10:02 pm
Make him listen to Justin Bieber ;)



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Sat Nov 10, 2012 9:10 pm
Posts: 5
Fri Nov 23, 2012 1:25 am
Well old Voldie is a badie bad right? so he hates anything good. Why not sing him a song? you know a good one,like Barneys :I love you, You love me' lol. that out to shack him up a bit. :D XD :P :)



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:32 am
Posts: 12
Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:00 pm
You should just make a recording of Harry yelling his name and play it over and over. That's got to annoy him.



 
new

Joined: Sat Dec 22, 2012 8:23 pm
Posts: 2
Sat Dec 22, 2012 10:57 pm
why don't you have a nose?



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Wed Jan 11, 2012 7:54 pm
Posts: 3759
Sun Dec 30, 2012 5:32 pm
Tell him that he's your idol..then,pretend you thought he was Harry because he looks so much like him......lol,idk



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who

Joined: Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:02 pm
Posts: 22
Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:36 am
Old Voldy's gone moldy so let's have some fun!-PEEVES



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:06 pm
Posts: 278
Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:08 pm
Call him Moldy Shorts
✖DragonRider49✖
"You know how teachers tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else." -Percy Jackson, The Demigod Files



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:24 pm
Posts: 18
Wed Mar 06, 2013 9:27 pm
Sing him a song like (Sometimes I throw my wand up in the air and say "Oh. Ah. Where did my nose go?"



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:27 am
Posts: 327
Sun Apr 14, 2013 3:49 am
Tell him him all Muggle-borns are crazy about Voldy
Go to his house at night and draw on him so he looks like Harry Potter



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Fri May 03, 2013 4:54 pm
Posts: 1
Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:51 pm
I would literaly just walk up and kick him in the shins. Then I would run.



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Fri Jul 05, 2013 3:05 pm
Posts: 2
Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:19 pm
call him "moldy-wart" :]



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Sat Apr 27, 2013 3:55 pm
Posts: 287
Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:45 pm
I saw one and it was hilarious. Walk into one of his Death Eater meetings and say, "Voldy-poo, there weren't any 'My Little Pony' stickers at the store, so I had to get you 'Care Bears' ones instead." See how Lucius Malfoy reacts to that!



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Wed Jul 24, 2013 1:20 pm
Posts: 269
Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:04 pm
@everyone: LOL, you guys are so good at this! I can't seem to make up any myself... am I losing my creativity?!
*sighs in exasperation*



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:22 pm
Posts: 149
Sat Sep 21, 2013 12:51 pm
http://www.scholastic.com/kids/stacks/scene/signatures/



 Re: Ways to annoy You-Know-Who
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Joined: Mon Sep 23, 2013 1:33 am
Posts: 2
Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:54 pm
Nice one I got one my self play a game of cards with him and rub it in his face if he loses.



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