TRUST NO ONE
SEAWEED BRAIN RULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Nitwit! Oddment! Blubber! Tweak!"-Albus Dumbledore
"How about some pants?"
... "What? You think this-"
He strikes a ridiculously provocative pose.
"is too distracting?"-Finnick and Katniss
"Fire is catching. And if we burn, you burn with us!"-
"I always channel my emotions into my work. That way I don't hurt anyone but myself."- Cinna
"Okay, update. When I see Pointdexter and Mortica on the plane? I freak. I’m, like, what happened to my kids? I think, they’ve, like, eaten you. Then they tell me what happened.Bragging.They’re, like, fourteen and eleven, but they talk like they escaped from a Clue game. ‘Forged the tickets, ho-ho!'-Anyway, they threaten me,yada yada, and of course I argue and I'm figuring in my head, ‘ha-ha the next thing is they put poison in the drink'-but I'm,like,'Nahh,of course they're not that skeezy.’ Then I see her actually doing it, like two inches away from me- uh,hello?So I get kinda mad-you know, act like I'm going to drink it, and then zam,I spritz the stuff all over their faces.Well,I'm,like,'Nyah,nyah,this is really funny,’ but they start to totally wig out and fall all over each other to get their carry-on- they're,like,'Eek our faces have schmutz on them!' And I'm, like, ‘dudes, grow up!’ So I take their carry-on and sit on it.Um.Baad idea." -Nellie Gomez, the Sword Thief
"I also play basketball pretty well for a guy who didn't start until he was two thousand years old."-Quintus/Daedalus From PJO and the Battle Of The Labyrinth
You know, we could all learn something from crayons. They are all different colors, some bright, some dull. They're all different lengths; short, long, stubby, skinny. But somehow, just somehow, they all learn to live in same box. : )
“Ally.” Peeta say’s the words slowly, tasting it. “Friend. Victor. Enemy. Target. Mutt. Neighbor. Hunter. Tribute. Ally. I’ll add it to the list of words I use to try to figure you out.” -Peeta, Mockingjay
"You want us to go off and save the world on Happy the Dragon?" -Jason, The Lost Hero
I gotta get back to Hogwarts!
96% of people who would see Facebook, MySpace, and Twitter crash at the same time would fall into a comma and die, if you are one of the 4% laughing your head off copy and paste this into your signoff
HP luver to the max!
Put this as your signoff if you know or are related to someone who was killed at Hogwarts when it was under siege by Death Eaters. Over 50 witches and wizards died in this attack. 93% of people won't repost this, will you be part of that magical 7% that will? Use as your signoff to show your support.
If the world ends in 2012, we’ll just have Kayne West interrupt it.
TEAM GALE 4EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cinna told me to use this as my signature.
Every year 24 teenagers enter the Hunger Games. Only one survives. And there’s one rule: Kill or be killed.
Feel free to use anything in my signoff!