1- You got sucked into an annoying commercial that kept on playing the same corny song over and over and over again?
I'd sabotage the commercial and demand chocolate bars!
2- You went outside in June in your favorite new outfit and then it started to rain and it was RUINED!?
I'd go back inside, change, and then dry the outfit.
3- All libraries closed their doors for the next 28 years?
Freak out, buy a battering preferrably (metal or wood) and gather all the bookworms around the world and collaberate and knock down all the doors of libraries in the world.
4- You bought something online for 500000$ and it turned out to be a scam?
Demand a refund from the person who sold it to me (or the company).
5- You could have 3 wishes?
1. Live in The U.S. again
2. Have Hershy's kisses
3. Have 20/20 vision.
6- You could actually TASTE a cloud and it tasted NOTHING EVEN CLOSE TO COTTON CANDY?
Brag to my friends I've tasted a cloud.
7- You jumped on a giant trampoline and you ended up on the moon?
Collect a few moon rocks and after that fall down to earth.